We’re in the third day of what feels like the longest month of the year, yes that’s #Januworry.
This means payday is far away, your fridge is empty, you have noodles for lunch, took the taxi to work to preserve petrol and go through other means to survive till month end.
Twitter has come up with hilarious #JanuWorrySurvivalTips if you meet the above-mentioned and if you were smart enough to put money aside for the month, good on you!
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/jqP7qWL1SL
— BLACK MORTY (@Jay_Lerara) January 3, 2018
Do you really need your second kidney?#JanuWorrySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/hm1WGmQ4w4
— KGOTHATSO. (@Kgothatso_360) January 2, 2018
It works it's my 4th year using it toiletries are for Feb #JanuWorrySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/ct4jzBrOTd
— KT Lindelani (@kt_lindelani) January 3, 2018
Get on a diet, it's not like you have a choice anyway. Drink lots of water mtaka baba. #JanuWorrySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/ptak3aUoDb
— Ngwana Mapheto (@AccordingToLogi) January 3, 2018
My daughter is turning 3 years old tomorrow but because its #JanuWorrySurvivalTips we not going to tell her. #NoMoneyForCake pic.twitter.com/1CbxGzMmvL
— IG: Dxusha (@Dxusha) January 3, 2018
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips...
— #KumkaniSolomon?? (@_magakwe_) January 2, 2018
Use three Sim cards
Voda: free Facebook
Mtn: free twitter
Cell C: free WhatsApp
Thank me later... pic.twitter.com/9NumGxAltP
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips do this ?? before you throw it away pic.twitter.com/6OkZ0hvGuV
— Mr Caption (@Siz_Retro) January 2, 2018
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips
— Mogomotsi?? (@Motsi_ZA) January 2, 2018
Place this by the window so that it hardens and last you for the entire month pic.twitter.com/fJFpvnl66q
Fake serious sickness, get hospitalized, the hospital will feed you. #JanuWorrySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/5ZL0MR4YtU
— Gogo Khelina (@MathebulaWanda) January 2, 2018
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips help your girlfriend find a blesser pic.twitter.com/rxAoPVeypS
— Khomotso (@cyber_guru) January 2, 2018
Every person you told to "keep the change" ka december, go get your change back and say you were saving #JanuWorrySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/UqoZVc1yJq
— Mziwamadoda_19JAN?? (@TheReal_Mzi) January 2, 2018
#januworrysurvivaltips
— Lwandile ® (@Diski_Football) January 2, 2018
Drink-O-Pop costs R1, it makes 2 litres.
You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/qQUJ2PAMEs
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips walk to work exercising is good for your health pic.twitter.com/HpfTZUROFQ
— Boniswa (@Boniswa_Mira01) January 2, 2018
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips Don't throw away the tea bags after drinking tea they must be used 3 times.?????????? pic.twitter.com/K1fMBUObwQ
— Lesego M (@THEE_LSG1) January 2, 2018
Date a taxi driver for a free ride everyday to work until February#JanuWorrySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/SLNL5fNQeL
— Rep?? (@sinbert_) January 2, 2018
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips kidnap your neighbors pet and ask for ransom pic.twitter.com/0qWRK50Uvj
— ROOI????WHO?????? (@bophelo_rooimes) January 2, 2018
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips
— L.D ???? (@lindodiya) January 2, 2018
Fertility clinics are looking for sperm and egg donors. You get R5-7000 in return ?? pic.twitter.com/aLbxCJzNhG
#JanuWorrySurvivalTips if you have tomatoes, pumpkin or onion eat the peels first and eat the actual food tomorrow. ?? pic.twitter.com/DuiKbozegP
— Siyabonga (@Siyab_man) January 2, 2018
The Combo of All Combos??
— ??uNdlunkulu (@xolisile_mbhele) January 2, 2018
Bread and Sugar Water??#JanuWorrySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/tmdH4w3Jo4