19 ridiculous travel complaints

 Taken from News24.com:

Travel review website and agencies can help a great deal when planning a holiday and avoiding the pitfalls - but we've found a few that are simply hilarious and takes complaining to a totally new level. Take a look at these 15 funny excerpts from various travel reviews found across the web.

1. "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

2. "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad."

3. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

4. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

5. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

6. "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

7. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

8. "The beach was too sandy."

9. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

10. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

11. "I was bitten by a mosquito, no-one said they could bite."

12. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

13. "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

14. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

15. "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

16. A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

17. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

18. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

19. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"