The Morning Show brings you some Magic Maths in honour of International Pi day!
(The 3.1412 variety, not the Chicken & Mushroom)
And here's the maths:
Ask the question "How many times have you
"had nookie" in the last month"
Put that number in your calculator... multiplied by 2 and hit equals.
Add 5 to the new total, hit equals.
Times the new total by 50, hit equals.
Add 1761(if you haven't had a birthday yet this year) or 1762 (if you have had a birthday) - hit equals.
Then Subtract year of birth (eg. 1970)
The last 2 digits of your total will be your age, and the first two will be that magic
"nookie number"
What were your results?